Posted 23 minutes ago

themalkingjay:

me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy

(Source: devinnnc)

Posted 24 minutes ago

pagekind:

jaredsbagelbiscuits:

rockgroin:

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Step one: acquire plastic bags filled with air.

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Step two: Cosplay Rob Liefeld’s Captain America.

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so accurate it hurts

i’m gOING TO THROW UP AJFKDSLA OH MY GOD CAP NO

Posted 25 minutes ago

So we were sitting in class today

lokisprotege:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

The perfect comparison. 

Posted 25 minutes ago

meladoodle:

jewishcactus:

meladoodle:

in heaven are you still wearing the same clothes you die in? cause if so im wearin this for the rest of my life image

i know the feel

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my… soulmate

Posted 26 minutes ago

avrielbangalter:

Happy 25th birthday to Avi Kaplan!

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

Posted 27 minutes ago
daves-applejuice:

sextuhsy:

Coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick

daves-applejuice:

sextuhsy:

Coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick

(Source: punk-)

Posted 27 minutes ago

troyesivan:

phil-mo-lester:

The emotional story of the whiteboard sledgehammer 

it came in like a wrecking ball

(Source: elzxey)

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  1. person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  2. me: nope
  3. person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  4. me: i'm not